#irene – My selection of the best Hurricane Irene tweets
August 29, 2011 at 8:50 am 1 comment
Note – I don’t normally insert Read More breaks, but I have for this post, because it’s very long, and it would have flooded up my homepage if I didn’t.
Hurricane Irene stirred up a flurry of tweets as it made its way to New York. Every few minutes, my stream would refresh, and I’d see more and more tweets pertaining to the hurricane. Most of them were extremely comedic, poking fun at the hurricane and the situations it caused. In fact, I dare say it didn’t seem like the New Yorkers were scared at all.
For those who haven’t been keeping up with the news, those who aren’t on Twitter, and those who simply want to have a nice laugh, here are my selections of the best Hurricane Irene tweets. Be warned: ‘Tis a lot.
RT @carlquintanilla Our 2-yr-old just put her hand to her head and said, "Ugh, I got a hurricane." #irene—
Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) August 28, 2011
Cute.
All the trees moving because of the wind remind me of Whomping Willows. #irene—
Luis Mendoza (@mightymendoza) August 28, 2011
I highly doubt you’ll find flying cars in them.
I'm going to have to unfollow a lot of emergency twitter feeds after this storm.—
dave epstein (@epstein) August 27, 2011
The only person (if you can call the account that) I’ll have to unfollow is @Hurricane_Irene.
Flooding and power outages will be my legacy. #Hurricane #Irene—
Hurricane Irene (@Hurricane_Irene) August 28, 2011
“Historic”, indeed.
Poured out a hurricane pancake as a shout-out to @megnut and @dens. #irene instagr.am/p/LgSBc/—
Tim Shey (@moth) August 28, 2011
Yum!
You just unlocked the Super Boring badge! Thanks Irene! #Irene—
Christian (@xtianbovine) August 28, 2011
(Foursquare has badges you can unlock as you check-in to different places. Thus, this is a #foursquarereference)
Just lost power in Brooklyn…. on my ipad. It's ok recharging now. #irene—
Michael Milberger (@tweetberger) August 28, 2011
AKC. Always Keep Charged. Cause you never know.
Just passed a closed starbucks with someone sitting in the doorway working on laptop using the wifi #irene—
Barnaby at DWNY (@DoctorWhoNY) August 28, 2011
Guess nobody volunteered to share their password with this poor guy.
Oh, and #Irene's storm surge bisected Cape Hatteras, NC into 5 new, separate islands. Thousands trapped. Yeah, it was all hype.—
Marta Evry (@venice4change) August 29, 2011
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Left bath water in just in case. Cat took impromptu swim then freaked out and ran all over house. Does this count as legit #irene damage?—
Nick Sullivan (@NickSullivanESQ) August 28, 2011
Maybe it does. Wet cat paw prints around the house.
Hey, look! It's that large, fiery ball of gas at the center of our solar system! #airplane2 #irene—
Moe Lane (@moelane) August 28, 2011
i.e., the SUN.
Best thing to come out of #irene: @ElBloombito.—
April Underwood (@aunder) August 28, 2011
Una parodia en Español. Que es un accidente!
PEOPLE OF THE NORTHEAST: GET OUT OF THE FLOOD WATER. IT'S MADE OF POO & ELECTROCUTION. #Irene—
(@WeeLaura) August 28, 2011
Ohhhkkaaayyyy…
Me too. RT @mikeodea still waiting to see a car flip end over. and them maybe smash into a fuel truck. and then maybe blow up.—
Philip Kaplan (@pud) August 28, 2011
BOOM!
How many high school kids are just now realizing "ummm, I think I forgot to put the top of my jeep"—
Jonathan Crowley (@JonathanCrowley) August 28, 2011
Flooding in the jeeps…get it?
Where in Hades did Apple get designer sandbags for their NY store? eetheridge.posterous.com/window-dressin… (via @stevesilberman @alexheard)—
Aaron Stewart-Ahn (@somebadideas) August 28, 2011
It’s always the best for Apple, they’ll never take anything lesser.
@ElBloombito help. el cato stuck in los trees para hurricano.—
MG Siegler (@parislemon) August 28, 2011
No elevatorador serviso en el high rises por que no electrico para movo y no rescue. el sucko para you. #NYC #Irene—
Miguel Bloombito (@ElBloombito) August 28, 2011
The meat of the storm is still 7 hrs away and my apartment is already giving up on me. It's basically raining inside two of my windowsills.—
Dennis Crowley (@dens) August 28, 2011
The leak in my apt has been upgraded to THREAT LEVEL ORANGE flic.kr/p/agVBKp—
Dennis Crowley (@dens) August 28, 2011
OMG. Threat level ORANGE. Imagine that.
MY APT IS LEAKING! (should we evacuate??!!) ps: dish towel + painting tape FTW! flic.kr/p/agV4eB—
Dennis Crowley (@dens) August 28, 2011
(Dennis Crowley is the only New Yorker I follow on Twitter. So sorry.)
I always wanted an in-ground swimming pool. I just never thought it would be but a basement staircase away. #irene—
Kat Kinsman (@kittenwithawhip) August 28, 2011
Hopefully you won’t find sharks swimming down there…look below.
"A shark swimming in the street in Puerto Rico after #HurricaneIrene hit." http://t.co/J7yDR4f—
Salma Khan (@salma_khan) August 26, 2011
Would be nice if this was the last -pocalypse I checked in to this week. Kthanx. (@ Hurricanepocalypse 2011) 4sq.com/ps08Zn—
(@editorlisa) August 28, 2011
No. First there was Earthquakepocalypse, then there was Hurricanepocalypse, now there’s Tornadopocalypse (there’s a tornado watch or warning in effect for NY, can’t remember which one).
Just walked by a wedding party on Smith st. They were playing "rock me like a hurricane." Amazing.—
Jeremy Goldstein (@jgoldstein2000) August 28, 2011
Anyone else hear / feel that rumbling in the Alphabet City? Is it thunder? Wind? It's freaking us out (and it's NOT my upstair neighbor)—
Dennis Crowley (@dens) August 28, 2011
OH: "Why would I fill up the tub?? I'm not drinking that water!"—
Dennis Crowley (@dens) August 28, 2011
That’s like saying, “Why do we have to change the water in fishbowls? They haven’t finished drinking it!”
My brother Ivan + his wife Katherine are on the water in Brooklyn. THEY ARE NOT EVACUATING !! We Brewsters love us some nature drama !—
paget brewster (@pagetpaget) August 27, 2011
This is how booksellers tape up their windows twitpic.com/6c7bb5—
(@bookavore) August 27, 2011
I wouldn’t mind doing that.
For those trapped inside during the rain: a conversation is basically a series of status updates strung together. #irene—
Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) August 28, 2011
#Irene knocks down controversial 80 year-old Brooklyn Heights tree. Storm able to do what the co-op board could not. nym.ag/qaSnfe—
New York magazine (@NYMag) August 28, 2011
Well. It looks like #irene circled NYC for parking, gave up and left.—
Joanne Lessner (@joannelessner) August 28, 2011
Other #irene- related hazards are strictly digital: watch out for poisoned links with malware. Or scams- they're already starting up.—
Lorie Johnson (@Sunfell) August 28, 2011
That is an insanely good bit of advice. I got spammed a lot after sending out my Hurricane Irene tweets.
So #Irene arrived at Wall Street and promptly got downgraded. Figures.—
Radhika Jones (@radhikajones) August 28, 2011
And we were expecting Category Four.
I will not be flooding up my blog with Hurricane Irene related tweets, though if you’re interested in reading more, you can click here for the whole Twitter stream on #irene, and here for the stream on #HurricaneIrene. I hoped you had a laugh from the tweets I did post here.
On a personal note, my aunt Maggie lives in New York City. I still don’t fully know the extent of the damage there, although she did report a potted plant falling from a windowsill above her. I don’t think she would have noticed anything else; the time I called her, she was sitting on the floor watching Independence Day with friends and yelling, “It ain’t over till the fat lady sings!”
How did I help during Hurricane Irene? Well, I sent out forecast maps and satellite images of it, and emailed them to my aunt in NYC, who passed them on. They’re retrievable from the NOAA site, http://www.noaa.gov.
Despite the light-hearted attitude of most people during the hurricane, it still inflicted quite a lot of damage and people were killed because of it. The current count is 21. I ask you to keep them and their families in your prayers.
I also want to say that today, August 30th, was the day Hurricane Katrina made landfall. Please observe a moment of silence in memory of all those that died because of it. Hurricane Katrina was one of the deadliest hurricanes in United States history, and we all know how many losses we suffered because of it.
I will leave you with one last laugh.

(PS – Also check out this Business Insider article if you’re not having a stomach ache already and are up for more laughs.)
PPS -
Just finished writing a really long post on the best Hurricane Irene tweets IMO. Publishing it in a second. #irene—
Ashley Hawkins (@EverydayMuser) August 29, 2011
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